Sarah Hemming
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Hemming during rehearsals for Pirates 2014
Biography[edit]
Sarah "the kickline mistress" Hemming joined LOpSoc as choreographer for Pirates in September 2013. This will be her first show with LOpSoc. She once turned up for rehearsals in a West Bromwich Albion onesie, and has a real thing for beards. The biographer has a sneaking suspicion that the only reason there will be so many female pirates with big fake beards in Pirates 2014 is so she can indulge her facial fuzz fetish. Well, whatever floats your boat... RUN JOE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shemming was also responsible for making the LOpSoc lady peers learn how to tap dance in Iolanthe 2015, a fact which shall be celebrated in legends through many generations of LOpSoccers.
History of Roles[edit]
| Performance | Role |
|---|---|
| H.M.S. Pinafore 2015 | Dance Chorus |
| Iolanthe 2015 (Harrogate) | Choreographer |
| Iolanthe 2015 | Choreographer |
| Pirates of Penzance 2014 (Harrogate) | Archivist |
| Pirates of Penzance 2014 (Harrogate) | Director / Choreographer |
| Pirates of Penzance 2014 | Choreographer |
Quotes[edit]
"Swivel on your balls"