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<li>Show clothing</li>
<li>Show clothing</li>
<li>Ability to deal with LOpSoc (''hah!'')</li>
<li>Ability to deal with LOpSoc (''hah!'')</li>
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=== Quotes ===
<ul>
<li>"Sam Dobson doesn't have to put up with this." </li>
<li>“Do, do not, you’ll probably fuck it up either way.”</li>
<li>“Where did I put my Relentless”</li>
<li>“For fuck sake”</li>
<li>“Seriously guys where’s my Relentless”</li>
<li>“It’s only 5am guys”</li>
<li>“I’ve not learnt it yet, don’t worry though”</li>
<li>“It’s about 60% learned”</li>
<li>“I shipped d’ya see in a rwr urrrrh mmmmm .... FURERNERS!?”</li>
<li> "So, while i love William Shatner, it's not in a gay way. It's just like i want to be buddies with him and Star trek across the universe hand in hand. I don't mean hand in hand, i mean... hand in... i mean penis in... no i mean side by side. buddy by buddy. But not in a gay way. It's a sick world when a man can't want to be best friends with a beefcake without being accused on the homosex. What sort of world do we live in when i can't fantasise about running my hands over his glistening pecks and pert buttocks without being called gay. You're all insane."</li>
<li>"If it's skin-coloured, why does it have nipples?"</li>
<li>"Let's get this conversation away from my massive penis!"</li>
<li>"I don't see 2 girls 1 cup as an abomination, I see it as a goal to strive for."
<li> "Yes Thomas, I nicknamed my penis 'Wrath' because the innocent fear it."
<li> "No offence Thomas, but I don't think you'll ever be the end of it.."
<li> "You know what all these new freshers mean? New ships! *giggle giggle clap clap clap*"
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Revision as of 21:10, 20 October 2013

Jon Directing in early Pirates of Penzance 2014 rehearsals
Jon North as John Wellington Wells in Sorcerer 2012

Biography

Limbs. Skinny jeans. Caffeine. Procrastination. Flailing. Walkward. His own theme song.


Also he is like Chairman or something...

Super Powers

  • Super intelligence
  • Hypercaffienation
  • Photoshopathy
  • Improv
  • Is quite tall
  • Sonic Boom
  • Falcon Punch
  • Hawkward Gait
  • Super Stretch (only limbs)
  • Mental power over biscuits but not Jaffa Cakes (Biscuitopathy)
  • Show clothing
  • Ability to deal with LOpSoc (hah!)

History of Roles

Performance Role
Pirates of Penzance 2014 Director
Pirates of Penzance 2014 Chairman
Ruddigore 2013 Dick Dauntless
Ruddigore 2013 Chairman
Double Feature 2013 Box
Double Feature 2013 Publicity Officer
Sorcerer 2012 (Buxton) John Wellington Wells
Sorcerer 2012 (Buxton) Publicity Officer
Sorcerer 2012 John Wellington Wells
Sorcerer 2012 Publicity Officer
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